Q: How do you cook toast in the jungle? A: Put it under a gorilla!
Q: How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? A: Open the door, put him in, then shut the door!
Q: How do you get a mouse to smile? A: Say cheese!
Q: How do you take a lion's temperature? A: Very carefully!
Q: How do you tell which end of the worm is the head? A: Tickle the middle and see which end laughs!
Q: How should you treat a baby goat? A: Like a kid!
Q: How do you know when a dinosaur is under your bed? A: Your nose hits the ceiling!
Q: What type of fish like jewelry? A: Gold - fish.
Q: Why do peanut cross the road? A: To get to the Shell station!
Q: Why do French people eat snails? A: Because they don't like to eat fast food!
Q: How did the beaver get online? A: He logged on!
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